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Awsome cell phone tips

Postby itistillgood » Mon Mar 19, 2007 2:53 pm

THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE, SO WORTHWHILE. PLEASE READ AND THE KEY IS TO >REMEMBER IT!
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> 5 THINGS YOU NEVER KNEW YOUR CELL PHONE COULD DO
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> There are a few things that can be done in times of grave emergencies. >Your mobile phone can actually be a life saver or an emergency tool for >survival. Check out the things that you can do with it:
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> FIRST
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> Emergency
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> The Emergency Number worldwide for Mobile is 112.
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> If you find yourself out of the coverage area of your mobile; network >and there is an emergency, dial 112 and the mobile will search any existing >network to establish the emergency number for you, and interestingly this >number 112 can be dialed even if the keypad is locked. Try it out.
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> SECOND
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> Have you locked your keys in the car?
> Does your car have remote keyless entry? This may come in handy >someday. Good reason to own a cell phone: If you lock your keys in the car >and the spare keys are at home, call someone at home on their cell phone >from your cell phone. Hold your cell phone about a foot from your car door >and have the person at your home press the unlock button, holding it near >the mobile phone on their end. Your car will unlock. Saves someone from >having to drive your keys to you. Distance is no object. You could be >hundreds of miles away and if you can reach someone who has the other >"remote" for your car, you can unlock the doors (or the trunk).
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> THIRD
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> Hidden Battery Power
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> Imagine your cell battery is very low. To activate, press the keys >*3370# Your cell will restart with this reserve and the instrument will >show a 50% increase in battery. This reserve will get charged when you >charge your cell next time.
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> FOURTH
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> How to disable a STOLEN mobile phone?
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> To check your Mobile phone's serial number, key in the following >digits on your phone: * # 0 6 #. A 15-digit code will appear on the >screen. This number is unique to your handset. Write it down and keep it >somewhere safe. When your phone gets stolen, you can phone your service >provider and give them this code. They will then be able to block your >handset so even if the thief changes the SIM card, your phone will be >totally useless. You probably won't get your phone back, but at least you >know that whoever stole it can't use/sell it either. If everybody does >this, there would be no point in people stealing mobile phones.
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> And finally....
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> FIFTH
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> Free Directory Service for Cells
> Cell phone companies are charging us $1.00 to $1.75 or more for 411 >information calls when they don't have to. Most of us do not carry a >telephone directory in our vehicle, which makes this situation even more of >a problem. When you need to use the 411 information option, simply dial >(800) FREE 411, or (800) 373-3411 without incurring any charge at all. >Program this into your cell phone now.
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> This is the kind of information people don't mind receiving, so pass >it on to your family and friends.
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Postby Finlandia420 » Mon Mar 19, 2007 3:47 pm

Two and Three are complete bullshit. Especially 2. Remote entry does not work using sound waves, but radio waves, which can't be transmitted through a cellphone.
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Postby Camp Anawanna » Tue Mar 20, 2007 1:21 am

Finlandia420 wrote:Two and Three are complete bullshit. Especially 2. Remote entry does not work using sound waves, but radio waves, which can't be transmitted through a cellphone.
haha beat me to the punch Fin
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Postby Jimbuktu » Tue Mar 20, 2007 3:03 am

this thread is the definition of DOG SHIT
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Postby Zubaz4fans » Tue Mar 20, 2007 3:06 am

this is worse than dog shit, dog shit is too good for this thread
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Postby ectocooler28 » Tue Mar 20, 2007 3:09 am

the free 411 thing is the ONLY true thing

which is actually helpful if you use that considering verizon charges you like 2 bucks just to use 411. otherwise this is pure dog shit
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Postby itistillgood » Tue Mar 20, 2007 3:41 am

i got these tips in a chain e-mail from my mom, so technically this doesn't count towards me, it was Mrs. Cancun.

sucks to be her
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Postby Manningsbiatch » Tue Mar 20, 2007 3:53 am

itistillgood wrote:i got these tips in a chain e-mail from my mom, so technically this doesn't count towards me, it was Mrs. Cancun.

sucks to be her


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Postby Jackie_Treehorn » Tue Mar 20, 2007 6:20 am

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Postby Papa Shango » Tue Mar 20, 2007 9:15 am

man i saw this last night nd was hoping the next time i signed on this would be in dog shit.
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Re: Awsome cell phone tips

Postby itistillgood » Mon Mar 08, 2010 8:06 am

wow this was dog shit
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