We here at ZubazPants.com love everything about women. From their tits, to their asses, to their ... uh, personalities ... yeah, well, we love them. They spring our wood, what can we say. In lieu of this love, we decided to compile a list of our 100 favorite women ever. And since there would be arguing about who got to write about who, we had a draft and drafted ten of the fairer sex each. So, what you see is not a personal top ten list per each person, but more of an overall Top 100 list compiled by ten Zubaz writers. Click on the headshot to read that person's respective list. Oh, and please hold off masturbation until after you have completed the article. Thanks.




10. Christina Aguilera
9. Dina (Salute Your Shorts)
8. Kirsten Dunst
7. Betty White
6. Winona Ryder
5. Mo from GUTS
4. Zooey Deschanel
3. Natalie Portman
2. Harriett Winslow
1. Scarlett Johansson
10. Leisha Hailey
9. Laetitia Casta
8. Emmanuelle Chriqui
7. Monique
6. Barbara Moore
5. Aishwarya Rai
4. Psylocke
3. Tishara Lee Cousino
2. Asami Kanno
1. Vida Guerra
10. Larisa Oleynik
9. Shakira
8. Sarah Silverman
7. Eliza Dushku
6. Kobe Tai
5. Gabrielle Union
4. American Gladiator Zap
3. Stephanie McMahon
2. Dominique Moceanu
1. Carmen Electra
10. Becky Slater
9. American Gladiator Ice
8. Kelly Clarkson
7. Jenny Jones
6. Avril Lavigne
5. Ally Hilfiger
4. Wegman’s Cashiers
3. Becky Hammond
2. Melody from Hey Dude!
1. Lucy from 7th Heaven


10. Trina Valentine
9. Ali Landry
8. Adriana Lima
7. Monica Keena
6. Rogue from X-Men
5. Kristen from “Laguna Beach”
4. Jamie Pressley
3. Jessica Biel
2. Beyonce
1. Eva Mendes
10. Melissa Stark
9. The Blair Witch
8. Phoebe Cates
7. The Pink Power Ranger
6. Heather Mitts
5. Ginger Spice
4. Marisa Tomei
3. Nicole Eggert
2. Jennifer Aniston
1. Elisha Cuthbert
10. Karen McDougal
9. Charlize Theron
8. Jennie Finch
7. Kelly Ripa
6. Jennie Garth
5. Sarah Michelle Gellar
4. Rachel McAdams
3. Tapanga
2. Anna Kornikouva
1. Jessica Alba
10. Angelina Jolie
9. Summer Sanders
8. Rebecca Donaldson
7. Kelly Bundy
6. Jessica Rabbit
5. Al
4. Punky Brewster
3. Kelly Kapowski
2. Oprah
1. Angie Valentine


10. Bonnie Bernstein
9. Lois Griffin
8. Stacy Dash
7. Christina Milian
6. Sunny circa 1997
5. Jennifer Love Hewitt
4. Cheryl Hines
3. Rachel Bilson
2. Evangeline Lilly
1. Jessica Simpson
10. She-Ra: Princess of Power
9. Clarissa
8. Elizabeth Shue
7. Alicia Silverstone
6. Beverly D'Angelo
5. Alyssa Milano
4. Jennifer Connelly
3. Mandy Moore
2. Lindsay Lohan
1. Nicole Kidman