My taste in woman is a little different. I think Ashlee Simpson is hotter than Jessica is, I really do. I can find hotter girls around a local college than Jessica. Ashlee is original, you don’t find many girls with her style and look. That’s what most of my girls here are.

So without any further interruptions….let’s do this.

10. Becky Slater

Man oh man I wish I went to school with Kevin Arnold in the 60’s from “The Wonder Years.” I would have gladly taken Becky off his hands while he tried to hookup with Winnie.

Not the best picture, but you get the idea

What’s not to like? She was hot, loyal, and had an attitude. She would fuck up any girl that even looked at Kevin. Many people don’t know this but Becky and Winnie were sisters in real life. In fact Becky really wanted the part of Winnie Cooper but was denied when her sister, the real Winnie, tagged along to the audition and accidentally got the part.

Kevin’s a lucky guy

The all-important question now is, who turned out to be hotter?

9. Ice (from American Gladiators)

All these girls were better than Chyna the wrestler, because these girls were actually hot. Just look at her, she’s dammed sexy. Looks like she’s got boobs coming out of her arm.

Ice cuttin’ an interview with Gladiator Steroid looking on

And the outfits, you had to love them. I would pay good money to go to an American Gladiator gym and work out with all the gladiators.

No

Muscles only work on certain girls, and Ice is one of them. No other Gladiator came close to my Ice Princess.

8. Kelly Clarkson

Who better than Kelly? Nobody, that who. Her songs are written by a dozen other people but she makes it all work. I watched the whole movie of From Justin to Kelly just to see her sexy little ass.

I’d buy her album

Although recently I have been a little pissed off by the way she dyes her hair blonde and takes on the Lindsay Lohan blonde crack-head look, but she’ll get over it. Everyday I look at the poster over my bed and think about her when she had brown hair and think “since you’ve been gone…”

Dying your hair blonde was so ‘99

7. Jenny Jones

The original MILF. MILF’s weren’t around back when she was on the air. I wanted to get on her show soooo bad, all I needed was one shot and I bet I could have nailed her. I heard she was crazy in real life, like Martha Stewart.

Mom I’d Like to Feel

Plus all her shows were about teenage girls fucking the whole town.

I wonder if she ever did porn?

6. Avril Lavigne

I know I’m gonna get a lot of shit for putting Avril here, but there’s no denying she’s a babe. Add the fact that she’s a Canadian, the nicest girls in the world. Canadian girls try to pick up American guys, so I know I could get her if she ever came to my town.

She’s got a great set of eyes on her

She also has fallen down the path of blonde crack whore look but that’ll phase out soon and she’ll be a MILF before we know it.

Little backside action for ya

5. Ally Hilfiger

This was my sleeper pick. She briefly had her own show on MTV a few years back called “Rich Girls.” She’s got this innocent look on her face that says “I’m nice in the streets but a freak in the sheets.”

Her teeth aren’t something you desire but I can overlook that, pobody’s nerfect!

Her sexiness shows right through her clothes

And she’s rich! Like super rich. Need I say more.

She’s a rich bitch

4. Wegman’s Cashiers

Why are they so sexy? Maybe cause they handle your meat all day and take your money afterwards. Wegman’s is a supermarket in upstate NY, but all supermarkets have hottie cashiers. It’s like the standard.

Register # 8 looks good today

Whenever I walk into a supermarket the first thing I do is check out the cashiers and pick one out that I will go to when I’m finished shopping. Then you have to ask for the paper/plastic bag so it takes them a while.

3. Becky Hammond

Does anybody even know the WNBA is still on TV? I didn’t think so, but here’s one reason to watch, this girl right here…

Becky in action!

Not only is she a pretty face but she’s actually good. Not like Miss Elizabeth from the early WWF years who just stood there like a mute. Take a few minutes to watch a WNBA game this year and see for yourself.

Becky on grass

That’s a great picture, I want to get it enlarged and bring it to a game.

2. Melody from Hey Dude!

”It’s a little wild and a little strange…”
How lucky is Ben Stiller? This girl is a bombshell. Even though the show was made in the late 80’s she still looks hot today in re-runs. Unlike other 80’s movie and TV stars that had wild untamed hair, she had it right from the beginning.

Much hotter than tomboy Brad, Melody was the true star of the show. She looks like she hasn’t aged ever, she still looks the same.

The girl LC from Laguna Beach looks just like a young Melody. Now that would be a fantasy come true.

Like looking in a mirror

So who’s going to be number one?

1. Lucy from 7th Heaven

Here she is, my numero uno, my #1 stunner, Lucy. I get jealous when I hear rumors of new boyfriends, it pisses me off. When I was in high school I got hooked on 7th Heaven. Lucy was always bitchin’ how she couldn’t get guys and I just couldn’t understand who wouldn’t want a piece of that ass.

Chokers always get me

She’s everything a girl should be; sexy, smart, talented, and has a girly voice. Her tits are perfect too. They are not too big and definitely not too small. Like little torpedos.

Yea that’s made out to me, who’s jealous?

I bet the other guys don’t have autographed pics of their # 1 girls. Pathetic!

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