MISSION STATEMENT

OK listen up. The man depicted in this comic strip is a friend of Zubaz, the self proclaimed “Mighty Bear,” none other than Frank Losee. Now, Losee does not frequent ZubazPants.com too often. Instead, when he logs onto the internet he only looks at “cars and shit,” and is often harassed for doing so.

I figured what perfect way to get back at this fucker for not reading ZubazPants.com than to have a comic strip starring Losee himself. Before reading this comic, you, the reader must make a promise to me the artist that, YOU WILL NOT FUCKING TELL LOSEE ABOUT THIS. Once Losee knows about it, it's over, the presses will stop, kaput, the end, done, finished. I will never make another one again.

Now, some of you might be saying, "who the fuck is Losee, and why should I care?" Well, when someone's name flows as beautifal as Losee's (pronounced Low-see), you should damn well know who that person is. Losee may just have cult status now, but this comic will bring him to become a cultural icon.

And, again, I promise that if Losee finds out about this comic from someone, I will personally come and BITCH SLAP whoever that person may be.

So without further ado, here is my new baby, “Losee Doing Some Shit.” Lets try and see how long we can keep this shit going without Losee knowing, it's going to be fun. But just remember DO NOT FUCKING TELL LOSEE!!!

Special thanks to Mike Di Cesare for contributing “Losee eats a cactus plant” and special thanks to Jen “oougaysex” for contributing “Losee fucked up” photograph.

Questions?, comments? Want to suggest something for Losee to do? Email me at zubazfiles@yahoo.com ... AND DON’T TELL LOSEE, SHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!