There are things that happened whilst we were growing up that we loved, that is a fact.

As a matter of fact I always thought that our generation (ages now that are between 18-25) had the best shit. I mean think about it. What the hell is there now for kids growing up?

Fucking garbage, that’s what. Shitty cartoons run during the day or on Nickelodeon, and reality shows run at night, so what is a kid to do?

I actually feel bad for kids now that they don’t even know what Ghostbusters were, or American Gladiators, can you imagine that? A world where you have never seen Nitro shooting the assault cannon? Instead there is Sponge bob square pants (don’t even get me started on that hallucinogen on tape) and Pokemon, among a million other Pokemon clone shows. I think I’d kill myself if I had to watch that shit.

This is why kids today have NO FUCKING IMAGINATION. So ... I think they—the government—should bring some shit back to spice up our lives and get us regulating like Warren G.

The Motherfucking Disney Afternoon

Hot damn, the Disney afternoon was one of the BEST IDEAS in history. Someone give the man behind that the Nobel Prize or his own reality show, because god knows they have a reality show about EVERY FUCKING THING now.

I’m sure most of you remember this two-hour block of television genius. They switched up the lineup every now and then but it was always decent. I used to come home from school way back in the day, have some Oreos and sit in front of the TV watching this block of shows. It was on the dubba-dubba-dubba-dubba-dubya B.

Click here to download the Disney afternoon theme song.

The original lineup, which aired from 3:00-5:00pm (EDT), starting with The Adventures of Gummi Bears, followed by Duck Tales, then Tale Spin, and finally Chip & Dales Rescue Rangers.

Chip ≥ Dale.

Eventually they started adding some questionable shows like “Bonkers,” and “Goof Troop,” but all in all it remained decent. If they would bring back a block of shows with a lineup as good as that original one, id be all over that like brown on fried rice.

Crystal Pepsi

When we were young, we most likely all drank some form of soda. It was good to drink soda too; it tasted good and went well with everything. So when Pepsi announced they were making basically the same type of soda, but only clear, I had to fucking get it.

I am pretty sure I made my parents buy cases upon cases of this shit because I was so fascinated with soda that tasted the same but was clear! Holla!!!! I think this fascination ended when they took it off the shelves circa the mid 90’s because it turned pink or something.

Zubaz Pants!!!

Well that’s all the time there is for today. Hope you enjoyed this brief excursion as I continue to work feverishly on the new feature for our site.

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