Sippin' On Gin and Juice While Playing Super Nintendo
By Mu and Matt Fishman on 4-10-05
This article isn’t about dogs and cats, so don’t get your hopes up. It’s about an incredible journey. An incredible journey that you, the reader, will be taking.
We’re taking you to the world of Super Nintendo – which is possibly THE best video game system in the Milky Way galaxy. Even aliens that live outside of the Milky Way galaxy admit that the system is awesome. You think they visit Earth to abduct some rednecks? Fuck no. They want Super Nintendo!
Now then, this article would do you much better if you were fucked up or maybe snorting wasabi…or at least chewing on a nice big piece of it. That’s actually a good idea. Wasabi bubble gum...YUM! Well anyway, the two of us jokers compiled a list of screenshots from games, along with some mystery shots to add a little spice to this shit. Do you think you know what games the screenshots belong to? We think you do not. Prove us wrong, bitch. GLASNOST! And enjoy!
You can guess the answers on a special thread in the forum OR send your answers to our e-mail addresses at the bottom of the page.
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Well we hope you enjoyed browsing around through our little game. Let’s see how you did.
0-5 correct: You are a nugget. You are also a sick freak who doesn’t really play video games. Pathetic and sad.
5-11: You slithered like Jake “The Snake” Roberts into guessing a few right. Bravo. Now fix me a sandwich.
11-16: Estelle Getty, the coolest chick on the Golden Girls.
17-23: Oscar the Grouch, the poorest motherfucker on Sesame Street. That’s a good thing. He is one awesome monster.
23-29: You’re lucky we didn’t throw in some scenes from “Tuck Everlasting.”
We hope you didn’t cheat, because you’re just going to be added to the “Top 100 Douchebag List,” which of course will be a great Zubaz feature in the near future. Say that 3 times slowly.
E-mail answers/questions/phone numbers to yeahyeahyeaaah@yahoo.com and Fishman347@yahoo.com. We are thinking about starting up a Teen-Line featuring Nitro and Laser from American Gladiators, and Ice for all the young ladies out there
