First things first. Jurassic Park is not a SCARY MOVIE. IT HAS LAWYERS IN THEM. LITTLE BOY GETS ELECTRICK SHOCK FROM THE FUCKING T-REX CAGE.

Next thing. Bob Uecker does the voice of GROVER FROM SESAME STREET. What if it wasn’t called Sesame Street. What if it was called Snufaluffagus gets humped Highway.

Why don’t lots of words START with the letter Q DAMMIT IT GETS ME FRUSTRATED. Our language could have just made up this words that use Q from the start.

Owen Hart was not a nugget.

RAISE YOUR CUPS, DRINK A TOAST TO YOUR BUDDIES WHILE READING THIS PAGE.

These boots are made for Tony Robbins, and watch what he will do, he’s gonna swallow you WHOLE.

BUSTER WAS BETTER THAN BABS BUNNY.

Stay away from chicken selects, FUCK YOU JARED I DON’T WANT FAKE DELI MEAT. Subway bullshit.

When I was little I owned a sandbox. That’s right. I felt like I was king man. This girl a couple houses down NAME WAS GAIL, she come over ALL DA TIME and scoop up sand with me. Then we rubbed our bums in the sand.

When I was at a mets game I couldn’t stop talking about Condelleza Rice. I wanted to start a band, I play the piano like coldplay man and she would be on violin, Big Daddy Cool Diesel on the organ. Conrad Bain aka Mr Drummond from Diff’rent Strokes would be our lead vocalist.

I GOT 99 PROBLEMS AND MR D AINT ONE! “I AM LIKE wanting Lindsay lohan now. Mr. D. stop it now.

BRING BACK THE GAME PAPERBOY. Throwing papers and shit. That’s like a real job, why would you make it a game.

Global Warming is not occurring. Most of the increase in atmospheric carbon dioxide has occurred during the past 50 years, and the increase has continued during the past 20 years. Yet there has been no significant increase in atmospheric temperature during those 50 years, and during the 20 years with the highest carbon dioxide levels, temperatures have decreased.

How do you learn how to be a trapeze artist? And what are the people that do it without a net THINKING FOR REAL. They should watch Zoobilee Zoo before they warm up.

They smoke the wacky weed.

On the game show network they made Dodgeball an actual sport, it looks along the same lines as SLAMBALL. GO RUMBLE (THE TEAM IN GREEN).

If I ever get enough money I want a craaaaazy slide from top floor of my house in the kitchen or whatever, and have it swirl and swirl all the way down into a pool.

razor ramon and Big Daddy Cool Diesel stretch the Stretch Armstrong to the MAX.

What do you think. Global Warming is not serious. Want to go on a slip and slide with me? How about Crocodile Mile? Ok we’ll smoke and email me at Yeahyeahyeaaah@yahoo.com