Here it is everyone. The last Hookup Story. Thanks to all my readers. Starting with my next articles I will be discussing other topics. But before I do that, raise your glasses, cheers to sluts.

How classic is losing your virginity? I mean, speaking from a guy’s point of view, you are officially a man at this moment. You are no longer just some loser who has only touched boobs then beat off to some porn. You actually got some girl to spread her legs for you and you got your dick wet, although you most likely blew your load in 30 seconds, it didn’t matter, because the fact of the matter is, you finally got laid. It’s quite an accomplishment. It’s a moment in your life you will never forget. And that girl will always be classic.

Typically people lose their v-card to their boyfriend/girlfriend at the time. That makes the situation that much more serious. You really like a girl, and she’s putting out for you. That makes you like her even more. In all seriousness, losing your virginity is supposed to be a special moment in ones life that is shared with someone that they really care about and trust.

I for one found myself in this type of situation when I lost my virginity. Yes, it’s true, I am not a virgin. I actually lost mine pretty early, before most of my friends. I was boo bammin’ back when I was 16.

Like most people who lose theirs, it was with my girlfriend at the time. And since it was my girlfriend, it actually meant something. I had been dating her off and on for several years, so I really liked her. We were both virgins and we had finally decided that we cared a lot about each other, and that we wanted to lose our virginity to each other. Yeah, yeah, cute story, I know.

One day after school, I brought her home with me, walked past my parents up to my room, and knocked some boots. I actually lasted a while too, I think 1 minute and 13 seconds to be exact (not that I was counting). The sex was the pinnacle of our long relationship. I was now about to embark on consistent sex. Now that’s the shit. Nothing beats the consistent sex you have just embarked on. Nothing. Like the Macho Man would say, “Oooooooooh Yeeeeeeeeah!!!!!!!”

So there I was, a girlfriend I really cared about, who was letting me stick my dick in her. Life doesn’t get much better than that. Now I know what your thinking, this story isn’t classic at all. Oh, but you have no idea. I will now tell you the tragedy of my virginity.

Lets skip some time (that was filled with consistent sex) and go to my High School spring break in Myrtle Beach. I was there with my friends, and my girlfriend was there with her friends. Everything was going fine and we were having a great time. Then , the shit hit the fan. And I’m talking it hit a really big fan.

We are all out on the beach late night drinking and just being drunk assholes, when my girlfriend is missing. No one knew where she was. So after looking around for her for a while, I found her. Where did I find her you ask? Well she was cheating on me down the beach with her best friend’s boyfriend. And you know what the bitch did next? She dumped me!!! The girl cheats on me, then dumps me. How that works I will never know. Never even gave me a chance to dump her. I think she was still making out with the other guy as she did it actually.

Like I said, she was hooking up with her best friend’s boyfriend. I’m sure I don’t have to tell you that that is a big no-no. Her friend was fucking livid. Although she didn’t break up with her boyfriend, the friendship was over. The best friend was fucking pissed. And my girlfriend happened to piss off the wrong person, as she had some information that was kept in ‘the vault,’ a la Elaine on Seinfeld. Once my girlfriend screwed over her best friend, the gloves came off, and so did the lock on the vault. She told me a story that I found quite interesting and disturbing. It goes as follows:

Let’s rewind to two nights before me and my girlfriend had sex for the first time, the alleged virginity sacrificing. There was a huge party at my friend’s house (you know the classic party when someone’s parents go away for the night, and the kid throws a fiesta where all the cars line up the street) and my girlfriend and I were there together. That night was the night we decided that we wanted to have sex. Man was I pumped. I think I got hard instantaneously and was hard for the next several hours. The famous ‘tuck up’ may have saved me from complete embarrassment. So I was all excited thinking that at the end of the night, I might be filling my girlfriend with some of my manhood. The rest of the night I don’t even remember, as all I could think about was sex. Man was I horny.

But when it came time to go home, my girlfriend left the party with her best friend, her boyfriend, and his friend, who is also my ‘friend.’ I tried to get her to stay, after all, sex was on my mind, but she was having none of it, she left me standing there with blue balls.

It was this night that the best friend had a story to tell me about. It was brought to my attention that on that very night, my girlfriend went and nailed the other guy, one of my friends. She lost her virginity two days before I ‘took’ it. It was even a porn star scene as she fucked him in the same room as her best friend fucked her boyfriend, right in front of each other. My girlfriend was basically taking part in a friggin’ orgy. A goddamn orgy? Good lord. And I was none the wiser.

The next day she wrote her best friend a letter about the night saying how it was so great and that she needs to have sex more often. She even said, and I quote, “Sex is amazing, I need to get Ian to give it up to me.” The bitch was deliberately planning on stealing my virginity. She even drew fucking stick figures having sex on the letter mimicking the orgy she just partook in.

That very day, she came up to me and said today had to be the day, she wanted to lose her virginity to me that day after school, as if she didn’t lose it the day before. And of course, since I already had a boner from the day before, I already had a condom on and was ready to go.

So we had sex that night. Afterwards she made mention of how it was so sweet that we lost our virginity to each other because we cared so much about each other. Yeah, aren’t you just a sweetheart. It would have been more romantic in foresight if I bought a hooker. And the bitch even made mention of the fact that she didn’t bleed. Well of course you didn’t bleed bitch, you aren’t a friggin virgin!

She told me this story and I was in shock. I could not believe my ears. This girl I cared about just ran a train over my virginity. What I thought was a nice, sweet caring act of lust. Was nothing more than a virginity robbery. For a long while, I was extremely distraught and upset. Well, who wouldn’t be? I felt like a cheap whore.

Now I was all upset and hated her for a really long time. But I am over it now. It was seven years ago, and several girls ago. So, I am not mad anymore. Hell, I even find it rather funny, hence why I am putting it into an article.

But there is more. In case you are wondering what her situation is now, I’ll tell you. Well firstly she is a stripper. Yes, seriously. Oh yeah, she’s a lesbian too, with a girlfriend. And no, I wasn’t the last guy she was with so I didn’t convert her to lesbianism. But she is happy now so I am happy for her. Now all she is to me is a tragic memory. But hell, it sure makes for a decent story doesn’t it? That’s one to tell the grandkids.

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