After college comes to a close, one is left with memories and accomplishments that will last them a lifetime.

Memories ranging from the night you drank until you passed out and woke up wondering where the hell you were and how you got there, or the time where you overslept for a test, woke up and realized it, only to roll over and drop the class. Or the accomplishments of getting a 3.9 that one semester, or acing that test you stayed up all night for.

But let’s be serious, nothing even comes close to a night where you hook up.

Any guy can agree that any night can be a good night, but it’s really a great night when you end up hooking up with a girl.

Of course there are many type of great hook ups, but the kind of hookup one fantasizes about and remembers for the rest of their life is one that involves a totally random girl, no effort required, leaves him happy to get a nut, is porn star style, and is up there with the best experiences of your life.

It is no secret that every guy wishes to be in a situation like this at some point in their life. These are the “do you remember that time,” or the “did I ever tell you” stories that truly leave you proud.

Although they do leave you feeling good, the grades or drunken times are not what truly make you proud. It truly is one of these style hook ups that leave a man feeling like he accomplished something, allowing a man to truly be proud, and pat himself on the back.

Over four years of college, like most groups of friends, hook ups for my friends and me came and went. However, some were far more glorious that others, fulfilling such a man’s fantasy to have one of these unbelievable, porn-star style hookups.

Call it lucky; call it the right place at the right time. I call it “Great Moments in Hook up History.”

One of my personal favorite moments lands on one of the nights college students look forward to for months on end, Halloween. My friends and I, like most undergrads, were excited for a night of celebration, including heavy drinking, and classic costumes. However, come 8 p.m. that night, my friends and I were stuck with nothing to wear. Getting desperate, my two friends and I left for the mall, hoping to get lucky and find a costume at the last minute.

Once we get there, we headed straight to Spencer’s, which is typically loaded with Halloween crap. Unfortunately for us being so last minute, options were limited as hell, so we grabbed what ever was left.

That left us with the seemingly unpopular nun costumes labeled “Nun Better.” We weren’t too excited as it wasn’t our first choice, but who were we to complain..

So we head out to a frat party. There were girls everywhere who love Halloween, since it gives them an excuse to look slutty and not feel bad about it. I mean, I’ve never seen more slutty angels or naughty devils in my life. Although these girls looked beautiful, it seemed that everyone thought the nuns were the greatest costume ever, and immediately we were the life of the party with random kids asking us to be in pictures with them. Truly a great night in the making.

One of us nuns, however, had no clue how good of a night they were about to have.

As we continue our quest towards being wasted, a girl dressed as a schoolgirl approaches us and looks at my friend. Without saying hi, or what’s up, she looks at him and asks, “Do you need head?” In disbelief he replies, “WHAT?!?!?!” Without even hesitating, she repeats, “do you need head?” And like any man would say, he said “yes.” So she immediately grabbed his hand and led him away, finding their way to the top of the stairwell. It was here where she pulled out his dick, and gave him head like it was her job.

Here’s my friend (who happens to be Jewish), getting head at the middle of a party, dressed in a holy nun costume. This truly was an unbelievable moment that he will remember forever.

After a self-proclaimed 15 minutes of getting head (although you and I all know it was 19 seconds) he was spent, and she finished off this dream sequence by swallowing. From there she wiped her lip, and walked back into the party vanishing like a fart in the wind.

What a memory.

Once he first told us, we all had our reservations on the truth behind the story. It just seemed too unbelievable to be true. I mean what are the odds? Maybe if he had some proof, we would believe him 50 percent. But he had nothing of the sort, so the debate on whether this actually happened or not began.

A few weeks later however, our school published its weekly magazine, which has a section where students can write personals, and say basically anything they want, with no restrictions.

This was where he finally got the proof he so much desired. Right there in print it read: “To the nun I blew at the Sigma Pi party on Halloween, I hope we can do it again sometime.”

Our group of friends was in disbelief. The story was true. He was an instant celebrity with us. My friend just had the luckiest and most random hook up of his life, leaving him with a proud smile on his face, and a story to tell for years to come.

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