10-19-05
Welcome to the Portland Trailblazers travel the Oregon Trail. In this feature you will be able to navigate two (former) Portland Playas through the unknown obstacles of the trail. Beware though, because you can run into enemies and traps that will offset your trip. There are two trails, and each trail will have one route that will guide you to victory. Good Luck.
Make it to the Goal by selecting the correct ways to travel the trail. Now let us introduce your Portland Trailblazers!
Weighing in at 230 lbs. and 6'11" from North Carolina…RASHEED WALLACE!
And his partner from Ball State, weighing in at 210 and standing 6'5’’, number six … BONZI WELLS!
Bonzi Wells (#6) and Rasheed Wallace (#30)
Rasheed: How ya'll doing out there playas? It's me Rasheed Wallace and my main man "Crazy Ass Cracka Hata" other wise known as Bonzi Wells.
Bonzi: Now since we are bankers we bought 20 oxen with us, 12 sets of jerseys, eight machine guns for hunting, 18 pairs of Nike One's, Rasheed's "Set-it-and-Forget-it," and 2,000 pounds of food and weed.
Rasheed: HOLLER! Me and Bonzi are all set to go on our Trailblaze through this here Oregon Trail. Now we heard this trail is about 4,000 miles long, but that ain't no thing. We travel like 700 miles a day when we play in New York. We'll be destroying this path.
Bonzi: Yeah, and I hope we meet an Indian so they can call me an "Indian Giver" when I come back.
Rasheed and Bonzi both show up late to the start of the journey. Each have on white home jerseys and crisp Nike One's. They name all the oxen before they start and spark on a blunt as they begin.
Rasheed: Man I could do this trail everyday. Just have a bunch of bulls drive us around while we smoke weed. Next time I say we go to the desert.
Bonzi: Oh helllllll yea motherfucker.
Rasheed: Hey pass those Doritos and one of them turkey legs over here
Bonzi: Man I forgot about all this munchie food we got, I'm gonna fire up the grill. Stop these motherfuckin' oxen!
Bonzi and Rasheed grab the whips and put all the oxen to a halt. They fire up the grill and throw some ribs and chicken on it.
Rasheed: Those ribs look fire man. Think the oxen are hungry?
Bonzi: Yea, they gotta be, we've been smoking all day, they prolly got all that smoke in them too and got the munchies.
Rasheed goes over to the oxen and releases the reins. Immediately 12 oxen run off. Sheed tries to run one down and collapses in the process.
Rasheed: Damn that guy ran down court like you on parole.
Bonzi: FUCK YOU DICKHEADS! WE'LL JUST HUNT YOU IN A COUPLE DAYS ANYWAY!
They are moving at more than less half their pace, plus they already killed 400 lbs. And they're only on their first day and traveled a total of 300 miles. Way off the projected 2,100 Bonzi predicted before they left.
They also hit their first decision in the trip. Should they take the Peter Trail or the Clark Trail, the road is split into two. Rasheed's laptop doesn't get reception out here and can't look it up on MapQuest.
Which path do they take?
Peter Trail
Clark Trail