Ian Valentine: The best there is, the best there was, the best there ever will be.
It’s time Mr. Valentine uses his knowledge of astrology to predict your future.
32- 15 Most Classic Bar Patrons
I’ll bet you a shot you are one of them.
Girls think they have it rough? They don’t have anything on the common man.
30- The High School Alternate Universe
A look at the most bizarre part of your high school class schedule: Gym class
29- The Revenge of Great Moments In Hookup History
Morals? Who needs ‘em? Us guys need to get our balls licked.
Once Lex Luthor steals my identity, I go searching for a new look, and an interesting one at that.
28- 20 Most Classic Lecture Hall Students
Are you one?
27- Memoirs of a 6th Grade Yearbook
Middle School was the best years of our lives. Lets review them.
26- Must Suck to be a Virgin... Until Now
Sex. It's all fun and games until somebody gets cheesedick.
25- Retards ... Ya Gotta Love 'Em
I used to have a job baby-sitting retards. Naturally, it was quite entertaining.
Here I discuss some of the small things that make life so glorious.
You have to shit bad, but you're far from home. Do you hold it, or go in the nearest public toilet? Here I review the pros and cons of each choice.
August 1, 2004 is a high point in my life. Here I reflect on that day, and realize my life will never be the same again .
21- You Suck
No, really, you do.
A dedication to the little things that make college the best 4 years of your life.
19- Real Friends Stab You In The Front
Here I discuss some horrible friendship breakups from my life.
18- The RETURN of Great Moments In Hookup History
What do you get when you add a Fiancé + a Groomsman + 1 wedding dress? The RETURN of Great Moments In Hookup History.
Here I tell my stories of my run-ins with both the KKK and The Bloods.
An Analysis of My horrifying childhood. Oh the humanity!!!
15- ”Ian, all the rumors you have been hearing , they are true. I am gay”
So my roommate came out of the closet in college. As you can imagine, things got very interesting, very fast.
You might think of me a little differently after reading this. But I stick to my story; the retard deserved everything he got.
One of my greatest life accomplishments was being on Nickelodeon. . . dressed like Jimmy Neutron.
11- Great Moments In Hookup History XI
Within lies the tragedy of my virginity, and what a tragedy it is.
10- Great Moments In Hookup History X
This article discusses some interesting outcomes to some even more interesting pickup lines.
9- Great Moments In Hookup History IX
My Hookup series wouldn’t be complete if it didn’t include a hookup in the biggest whorehouse of them all would it? Viva la Cancun.
8- Great Moments In Hookup History VIII
Have you ever been ridiculously in love with a girl that wanted nothing to do with you? Well my old roommate was, and man did it make for an interesting story.
7- Great Moments In Hookup History VII
Every guy wishes girls would make the first move in a possible hookup. If it could only be as easy as it was in this story for every guy, life would be perfect.
6- Great Moments In Hookup History VI
Three guys on spring break. Enough said.
5- Great Moments In Hookup History V
Unlike my previous articles, here I tell the embarrassing story of one of my friends who dropped the ball on a potentially glorious hookup.
4- Great Moments In Hookup History IV
Two of men’s greatest fantasies rolled in to one great moment.
3- Great Moments In Hookup History III
Here I give you instructions to the famous ‘Chug and Kiss’. You can thank me later.
2- Great Moments In Hookup History II
Want to know how two of my best friends met? Warning: includes nudity, sexual activities, and macaroni and cheese.
1- Great Moments In Hookup History
Three Guys go out on Halloween dressed as nuns, and one of the best college stories ever told is born.