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It’s just a matter of time before my face is on the one dollar bill.
Roosta Da Neezy joins up with Jim Byrne to preview the first round of the NBA Playoffs.
Better you than me, motherfucker!
One word comes to mind when I think about our parents ... Creepy!
Now that’s some scary shit… and yes, this is a self-titled column. Seeing how the original deadly sins aren’t exactly bad, I decided to do a little remix of them.
Titties, titties, and more titties!! Squeeze into my size 11’s while I walk you through a long glorious trail of being a guy. Mildly retarded or honest mistakes? You be the judge. What do you get when you take a 135-lb kid and mix 13 shots of Jack Daniels in him in about 45 minutes? Sure it might be hard “poppin” a boner but old people have it made! Step by step I tell you guys how to pull off some of the best pranks without getting caught!
Who wants to hang out with me? I have a pool!! Being my first article, I think my audience should get to know me a little bit.
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