Roosta Da Neezy joins up with Jim Byrne to preview the first round of the NBA Playoffs.

12- Now That’s What I Call Horseshit

Better you than me, motherfucker!

11- What The Fuck Were Our Parents Thinking?

One word comes to mind when I think about our parents ... Creepy!

10- Roosta Da Neezy

Now that’s some scary shit… and yes, this is a self-titled column.

9- Seven "Deadly" Sins

Seeing how the original deadly sins aren’t exactly bad, I decided to do a little remix of them.

8- I Had An Interview Last Night … With A Girl!!

Titties, titties, and more titties!!

7- It’s A Guy Thing

Squeeze into my size 11’s while I walk you through a long glorious trail of being a guy.

6- Lyrically Challenged

Mildly retarded or honest mistakes? You be the judge.

5- I Don’t Feel So Good…

What do you get when you take a 135-lb kid and mix 13 shots of Jack Daniels in him in about 45 minutes?

4- Grumpier Old Roosta

Sure it might be hard “poppin” a boner but old people have it made!

3- Prankology 101

Step by step I tell you guys how to pull off some of the best pranks without getting caught!

2- My Demented Family Tree Part 2

Who wants to hang out with me? I have a pool!!

1- My Demented Family Tree

Being my first article, I think my audience should get to know me a little bit.