Michael Lucinski is happy to help take things down from tall shelves. All you have to do is ask.
The top douche bags not elected to serve in Congress.
31 - Bring It On!
The Road to Lord Stanley's Cup!
30 - My New Minor Major League Team
The name from the hat says my new team is …
29 - Character Conflict
Where does Cobra Commander stand on the Medicare Prescription Drug Benefit?
28 - Pick 'Em
Is dumb luck smarter than me when it comes to the NFL? Quite likely.
The Godfather: Part IV is right around the corner.
26 - America in My Pocket
Is there any reason ever to pick something from Mississippi over California? Yes.
25 - Collectible Plates
What license plates say about the drivers of Old Dominion
Let's tour the tourist heart of our Nation's Capital.
23 - Anatomy of a Curse
Does a curse haunt Western New York?
22 - Game 7
The two sweetest words in the English language. That, and “All Nude.”
21 - Will It Happen?
Let the Buffalo Bills Death Watch begin.
20 - The New Guy
Junior year featured some odd situations for the odd-man out.
19 - Bits and Pieces
A little bit of this, a little bit of that.
18 - The Latest Outrage
The Muslim world is pissed off — and not at America!
17 - The Chosen Ones
The best of the Star Wars trilogies. Not a Binks in sight.
16 - Trash Trailers
In a world he never made, Michael Lucinski cuts a movie trailer.
15 - Shuffle Off Buffalo?
It’s been a tough decade for the Buffalo Bills. Will it be the last?
14 - A Diverse Menagerie
Diversity is great – assuming you get to hang out with the Norse God of Thunder and a drunken billionaire in a battle suit.
13 - Santa O'Lantern
Going door-to-door for turkey? Dressing up like a pirate on Christmas? What’s going on?
12 - Ten Biggest Sports Moments (In My Life)
I’m a fan of the Buffalo Bills and Buffalo Sabres. This reads like a therapy session.
11 - Yo Joe? Hell no
G.I. Joe is America’s daring, highly trained special mission force. So why is that guy dressed like a bird?
10 - The Bad, The Bad, and The Really Bad
There are ideas in history worse than the Democratic Party? Believe it, son. Read about them here.
9 - A New Hope, A Final Disappointment
Mike's review of the final installment of Star Wars.
8 - Please Let These Star Wars Stay
This Zubaz Pants writer says goodbye to that galaxy far, far away.
7 - Forced Scenarios
Need a guide before you see “Revenge of the Sith”? Look no further!
How do I fail at love? Let me count the ways …
5 - CBA with America
It’s time for a New New Deal.
Must … think … of … something!
An hour in the life of America’s favorite federal agent, Michael Lucinski … I mean Jack Bauer.
2 - Party for POTUS
Time to inaugurate a president. It’s a celebration, bitches!
Michael Lucinski joins the Zubaz crew and relates the tale of his best fantasy EVER!