The Road to Lord Stanley's Cup!

30 - My New Minor Major League Team

The name from the hat says my new team is …

29 - Character Conflict

Where does Cobra Commander stand on the Medicare Prescription Drug Benefit?

28 - Pick 'Em

Is dumb luck smarter than me when it comes to the NFL? Quite likely.

27 - Attack of the Sequels

The Godfather: Part IV is right around the corner.

26 - America in My Pocket

Is there any reason ever to pick something from Mississippi over California? Yes.

25 - Collectible Plates

What license plates say about the drivers of Old Dominion

24 - An Afternoon at the Mall

Let's tour the tourist heart of our Nation's Capital.

23 - Anatomy of a Curse

Does a curse haunt Western New York?

22 - Game 7

The two sweetest words in the English language. That, and “All Nude.”

21 - Will It Happen?

Let the Buffalo Bills Death Watch begin.

20 - The New Guy

Junior year featured some odd situations for the odd-man out.

19 - Bits and Pieces

A little bit of this, a little bit of that.

18 - The Latest Outrage

The Muslim world is pissed off — and not at America!

17 - The Chosen Ones

The best of the Star Wars trilogies. Not a Binks in sight.

16 - Trash Trailers

In a world he never made, Michael Lucinski cuts a movie trailer.

15 - Shuffle Off Buffalo?

It’s been a tough decade for the Buffalo Bills. Will it be the last?

14 - A Diverse Menagerie

Diversity is great – assuming you get to hang out with the Norse God of Thunder and a drunken billionaire in a battle suit.

13 - Santa O'Lantern

Going door-to-door for turkey? Dressing up like a pirate on Christmas? What’s going on?

12 - Ten Biggest Sports Moments (In My Life)

I’m a fan of the Buffalo Bills and Buffalo Sabres. This reads like a therapy session.

11 - Yo Joe? Hell no

G.I. Joe is America’s daring, highly trained special mission force. So why is that guy dressed like a bird?

10 - The Bad, The Bad, and The Really Bad

There are ideas in history worse than the Democratic Party? Believe it, son. Read about them here.

9 - A New Hope, A Final Disappointment

Mike's review of the final installment of Star Wars.

8 - Please Let These Star Wars Stay

This Zubaz Pants writer says goodbye to that galaxy far, far away.

7 - Forced Scenarios

Need a guide before you see “Revenge of the Sith”? Look no further!

6 - The Love Doctor is Out

How do I fail at love? Let me count the ways …

5 - CBA with America

It’s time for a New New Deal.

4 - Laboratory of Ideas

Must … think … of … something!

3- One Hour Among Twenty Four

An hour in the life of America’s favorite federal agent, Michael Lucinski … I mean Jack Bauer.

2 - Party for POTUS

Time to inaugurate a president. It’s a celebration, bitches!

1 - My Greatest Day Ever

Michael Lucinski joins the Zubaz crew and relates the tale of his best fantasy EVER!