Jim Byrne was invented by Mr. Wizard in 1982. You can purchase your own at any participating retail store! Except for JC Penny's ... that's a communist institution.
Meet your honey, pat her on the head, if you can't get a biscuit, give her corn bread.
37- Vas Deferens
Good touches, bad touches and the wonderful world of Sex Ed.
36- "WHO ATE THE LAST E.L. FUDGE COOKIE?!"
One hour in the harrowing daily adventure that is Jim Byrne’s life.
35- Yo, Fuck MySpace
Funk dat shit, baby.
34- The Salute
What's the deal with the middle finger anyway?
Who doesn't love more douchebags?
32- Flying Metal!
Airplanes, man. They’re something else, aren’t they?
Red Dawn is upon is. What will you do about it?
30- Weird Shit: CATS
A trip back in time to look at one messed up play.
29- NBA First Round Playoff Preview
Roosta Da Neezy joins up with Jim Byrne to preview the first round of the NBA Playoffs.
The beginning of a new series starts with a look into the strange world of ant farming.
27- ZubazPants.com
An attempt to explain what this shit show is all about and where exactly it is headed.
26- Fact or Fiction: Halloween Edition
Jim Byrne teams up with Mu to tackle all that is Halloween.
Where I take a look at some of the greatest fat and bald TV dads to ever grace the television.
24- Eek
This article is fucking atrocious ... I highly recommend NOT reading it.
23- Odes for Those that I Love
Mmmmm ... Cheryl Hines. Mmmmm ... Dipping Sauces. Mmmm ... fat guys in Hawaiian shirts?!?
A fictional piece of fiction.
Demolition takes over Jim Byrne's article to talk about their favorite kinds of pooches.
Beware! Perverted midgets reside in this article!
19- School Shootings and Slimy Pimps
Kids getting shot up and religious wackos on the prowl.
18- Real Highlights from the Reel of Life
Or how I got hit by my own 1980 Cadillac El Dorado.
17- Living a Lie
The infamous article where I show my true colors. ORANGE AND BLUE, BABY!
16- Panic Room
A shitty situation in Oneonta. PUN INTENDED.
Is there anything better than NFL Playoffs?
14- Brainstorms
A very special guest takes Jim's column for the day ...
13- The Greatest Music Video EVER!
This is one that you do not want to miss.
Douchebags in Santa hats and Ian Malcolm action figures.
11- I Like This Game. I Love This Game. I Want Some More of This Game (Part 2)
Jim's Western Conference NBA preview.
10- I Like This Game. I Love This Game. I Want Some More of This Game (Part 1)
Jim's Eastern Conference NBA preview.
9- Halloween Madness: A Return of the Living Dead Breakdown
A review of one of my favorite horror movies of all time.
8- Booze, Bills and ... and a Demented George McFly from Back to the Future?
When the Bills and Dolphins met up in early 2004, both teams were winless and seemingly without hope. Of course, the Bills rebounded and the Dolphins continued to suck. This is my game diary.
7- Halloween Madness: Gremlins 2 Rules the World (Part II)
Part II of Gremlins madness ...
6- Halloween Madness: Gremlins 2 Rules the World (Part I)
Jim Byrne takes a trip down memory lane to review one of the best movies of all time.
Seriously though, where would Catherine Zeta Jones be without the "Zeta?"
4- Napoleon Dynamite’s NFL Preview
The 2004 season of the NFL previewed with quotes from the hit movie.
What can be said about John Basedow that hasn't been said already?
A review of the seminal hit of 1993.
1- Speaking From the Heart … Randy Savage Style
Perhaps the greatest piece of art ever put to film. Byrne's review of "WWF Superstars: The Music Videos."