JJ Guaragno

"Ya know, there are tribes in Indonesia where if you keep your coat on in somebody's house, the families go to war!"



1- Enemy Territory - Game Review

A review of the completely free and downloadable video game "Enemy Territory". And to think a whole year later, this article still makes me horny.....I mean wistful!


2- Marcus Died...Hokie Pride

As if it's not legendary enough, this is my article about Marcus Vick. Brother to Falcons QB Michael Vick and all around dumbass. This article will review some of his mistakes and areas he faultered.


3- A Haiku Hoedown

Welcome to 2005! 2004 brought some rocky times for our country. Each one of them pissed me off in their own way. What better way to let out some steam, then with everyones favorite...HAIKUS!