His life is a cosmic joke
Sorry about that. I’m back.
45- ZubazPants.com's Review of Next-Gen Systems with R.O.B. & Virtual Boy
Guest writers take over for an article.
44- The Top 100 Douchebags: 95-90
That took a while ...
43- The Wide World of Other Matt Fishmans
There are others?!
42- The Top 100 Douchebags: 95-90
That took awhile…
41- The Hollywood Asshole with Matt Fishman, part 2!
Because his other article idea wasn’t really working out.
A sneak peek at an upcoming feature!
We’ve all been one before.
38- The Hollywood Asshole with Matt Fishman
Because celebrity news is better when you make fun of the celebrities.
37- Block Party
Another comic from the twisted mind of Fishman.
Commuting is a bitch.
35- Seriously, Take My Family…Please
The further tales of Fishman’s twisted family
34- Jealousy
Fishman is very jealous of Ian Valentine.
33- G.I. Jew: The American Hebrew
Reading about a Jew has never been so funny.
32- Brach's Rocks: An Analysis
Featuring Rocky D., Dinosaur Extraordinaire!
31- Last Minute
Fishman has an hour and a half to write an article.
We’re in the middle of summer, people! Time for more camp stories!
Being a counselor in a day camp rules!
28- Porn Again
Yet another article about porn? Fishman, you need a girlfriend. I’m worried about you.
27- Sucks
Read this comic and laugh as Fishman loses everything because his video game article sucked. FAN FAVORITE!
Considered to be Fishman’s worst article EVER!
25- Spaceship
Fishman reviews a book that he wrote and illustrated when he was 6-years old. FAN FAVORITE!
24- Atria II
Back by popular demand, more stories from the retirement home!
23- Retards!
Who doesn’t love them?
22- Terri and the Religious Kooks
Fishman gives a review and his opinion on the Terri Schiavo case that proved that Evangelicals are completely insane. FAN FAVORITE!
Fishman never finished these articles, but he didn’t have the heart to delete them. Enjoy!
20- About Porn
Random thoughts about porn, accompanied with comics. Even nuns love this one. FAN FAVORITE!
19- True Stories of Embarrassment
Wait...Fishman wore boxer shorts as regular shorts to school? FAN FAVORITE!
18- Hey Ladies! Want to Date Fishman?
Are you a female? Are you interested in dating Fishman? Then read this! Fat chicks need not apply. FAN FAVORITE!
The only article where you can learn about Accident-Prone Aunt Natalie
16- The Gentleman
Fishman’s tribute to legendary male porn star, Randy West
15- Not Gonna Happen
Dude, I heard that chick gave you a chin job last night...
14- Jesus H. Christ
Jesus is funny! FAN FAVORITE!
13- He Hate Me
What two well-known faces hate Fishman? Read this and find out! FAN FAVORITE!
12- Worst Week Ever: The Doug Enemy Experience
This is really a Doug Enemy article, but it has been archived under Fishman’s name since he helped write it
11- Atria: The Summer Job From Hell
Old people suck! FAN FAVORITE!
10- The Underrated/Overrated Awards: Cartoons and Video Games
Which cartoons and video games suck but everyone else likes? Which ones rule but people ignore? Read here and find out!
9- Jury Duty
Fishman’s long and amazing tale of being a juror
Fishman is interviewed by his cousin, Gwen...or does Gwen even exist?
7- Jokes
Some dirty jokes. Tell them to little kids!
6- Puke, Vomit, and Barf - OH MY!
Vomiting? Goodness gracious me!
Chicks hate Fishman. FAN FAVORITE!
4- G.W. Hewlett High School Yearbook 2000: An Analysis
A review of Fishman’s high school yearbook. Do YOU know what a vagina smells like?
“This truly was one of the saddest, yet hysterically told stories I have ever heard.” - Ian Valentine. FAN FAVORITE!
2- MILF Hunter: A True American
Is there any other person that brings a bigger a smile to your face? FAN FAVORITE!
1- Searching for Cameron Cruise
A satire about Fishman’s constant search for porn
Worst...movie...EVER!