Guest writers take over for an article.

44- The Top 100 Douchebags: 95-90

That took a while ...

43- The Wide World of Other Matt Fishmans

There are others?!

42- The Top 100 Douchebags: 95-90

That took awhile…

41- The Hollywood Asshole with Matt Fishman, part 2!

Because his other article idea wasn’t really working out.

40- Douchebag Preview

A sneak peek at an upcoming feature!

39- Saturday Night Loser

We’ve all been one before.

38- The Hollywood Asshole with Matt Fishman

Because celebrity news is better when you make fun of the celebrities.

37- Block Party

Another comic from the twisted mind of Fishman.

36- Gangs of New York

Commuting is a bitch.

35- Seriously, Take My Family…Please

The further tales of Fishman’s twisted family

34- Jealousy

Fishman is very jealous of Ian Valentine.

33- G.I. Jew: The American Hebrew

Reading about a Jew has never been so funny.

32- Brach's Rocks: An Analysis

Featuring Rocky D., Dinosaur Extraordinaire!

31- Last Minute

Fishman has an hour and a half to write an article.

30- National Campoon (Part 2)

We’re in the middle of summer, people! Time for more camp stories!

29- National Campoon (Part 1)

Being a counselor in a day camp rules!

28- Porn Again

Yet another article about porn? Fishman, you need a girlfriend. I’m worried about you.

27- Sucks

Read this comic and laugh as Fishman loses everything because his video game article sucked. FAN FAVORITE!

26- Oh Crap...Video Game Talk

Considered to be Fishman’s worst article EVER!

25- Spaceship

Fishman reviews a book that he wrote and illustrated when he was 6-years old. FAN FAVORITE!

24- Atria II

Back by popular demand, more stories from the retirement home!

23- Retards!

Who doesn’t love them?

22- Terri and the Religious Kooks

Fishman gives a review and his opinion on the Terri Schiavo case that proved that Evangelicals are completely insane. FAN FAVORITE!

21- Rejected Articles

Fishman never finished these articles, but he didn’t have the heart to delete them. Enjoy!

20- About Porn

Random thoughts about porn, accompanied with comics. Even nuns love this one. FAN FAVORITE!

19- True Stories of Embarrassment

Wait...Fishman wore boxer shorts as regular shorts to school? FAN FAVORITE!

18- Hey Ladies! Want to Date Fishman?

Are you a female? Are you interested in dating Fishman? Then read this! Fat chicks need not apply. FAN FAVORITE!

17- Take My Family...Please

The only article where you can learn about Accident-Prone Aunt Natalie

16- The Gentleman

Fishman’s tribute to legendary male porn star, Randy West

15- Not Gonna Happen

Dude, I heard that chick gave you a chin job last night...

14- Jesus H. Christ

Jesus is funny! FAN FAVORITE!

13- He Hate Me

What two well-known faces hate Fishman? Read this and find out! FAN FAVORITE!

12- Worst Week Ever: The Doug Enemy Experience

This is really a Doug Enemy article, but it has been archived under Fishman’s name since he helped write it

11- Atria: The Summer Job From Hell

Old people suck! FAN FAVORITE!

10- The Underrated/Overrated Awards: Cartoons and Video Games

Which cartoons and video games suck but everyone else likes? Which ones rule but people ignore? Read here and find out!

9- Jury Duty

Fishman’s long and amazing tale of being a juror

8- Fishman...Secrets

Fishman is interviewed by his cousin, Gwen...or does Gwen even exist?

7- Jokes

Some dirty jokes. Tell them to little kids!

6- Puke, Vomit, and Barf - OH MY!

Vomiting? Goodness gracious me!

5- Dr. F and the Women

Chicks hate Fishman. FAN FAVORITE!

4- G.W. Hewlett High School Yearbook 2000: An Analysis

A review of Fishman’s high school yearbook. Do YOU know what a vagina smells like?

3- A Sad, Sad Tale

“This truly was one of the saddest, yet hysterically told stories I have ever heard.” - Ian Valentine. FAN FAVORITE!

2- MILF Hunter: A True American

Is there any other person that brings a bigger a smile to your face? FAN FAVORITE!

1- Searching for Cameron Cruise

A satire about Fishman’s constant search for porn

0- The Gigli Universe

Worst...movie...EVER!