Paul Cancun, the Sausage King of Chicago
Man I wish I made this story up.
Read this so it doesn’t happen to you!
3- Oh Dinosaurs, Where Are You?
Where have my favorite scaly animals gone?
4- My Almost Christina Ricci Fling
Yea I almost tapped an Addam’s…
Does it really work?
6- Greater Moments in Hookup History!
Ian Valentine has nothing on this one.
7- ”Hooker’s Goin’ Out,” The HBO Special
So how about them hookers?
8- Paul Feuer’s Annual Mid-Season NFL Breakdown!
The Fury slices and dices down the competition in this first half review!
This is probably the hardest thing I’ve ever had to tell anyone…
10- Teen Star Almost Dies in Explosion!
This tragic news has hit Zubaz-writer, Paul Feuer, close to home
Who will survive old school WWF vs. new school WWE?
12- Dear Dairy…
A look into the confused and sadistic mind of a 9-year old.
This twisted saga continues….
The Final Entry
15- Real AIM
Worst article ever!
16- Serious
Paul responds to a fan’s letter by giving him the bird.
17- Where’s Waldo?
A look into the torrid past of the hardest man to find in America.
18- Grandpa's Got a Brand New Porn?
It must run in my family.
19- Throwback Books
Paul goes retro in honor of Zubaz's soon to be makeover.
20- Date a Mom
A choose your own adventure style article where you get to bang a fly hunny at the end.
21- Blazing on the Oregon Trail
Join Bonzi and Rasheed for a journey you will never forget.
22- Pledged
This book is full of the W.G.W.L.S.E. (White Girls With Low Self-Esteem)
23- Paul Feuer's 3rd Annual NFL Mid-Season Breakdown!
T.O. may be out, but Paul Feuer is in!
24- Zubaz Arcade
Join Mikey from Nick Arcade in this new adventure!
It's freakier than cats walking on hind legs.
26- Where's Ronald?l
On the lookout for the forgotten fast food idol.
27- Strip Survival
A brief pocket survival guide for strip clubs.
It changed my life.
A look at the life and times of Rasheed Wallace.
30- The Hagerdy Way
Those damn kids!
31- Bringing it Back
This article is dedicated to the trends that disappeared for good reasons and the remarkable ones that should make a comeback.
32- People who don’t deserve tips
I hate tipping, almost as much as I hate coffee, and I FUCKING hate coffee!
Don't let it cramp your style.
34- Lay-Ups
BOOMSHAKALAKA!
35- 'Sheed vs. Jason
Rasheed Wallace makes his return, but this time he's got company.
And I'm NOT talking about the Fine Young Cannibals!