Man I wish I made this story up.

2- Vince the Cable Guy

Read this so it doesn’t happen to you!

3- Oh Dinosaurs, Where Are You?

Where have my favorite scaly animals gone?

4- My Almost Christina Ricci Fling

Yea I almost tapped an Addam’s…

5- Speed Reading

Does it really work?

6- Greater Moments in Hookup History!

Ian Valentine has nothing on this one.

7- ”Hooker’s Goin’ Out,” The HBO Special

So how about them hookers?

8- Paul Feuer’s Annual Mid-Season NFL Breakdown!

The Fury slices and dices down the competition in this first half review!

9- Work Confessions

This is probably the hardest thing I’ve ever had to tell anyone…

10- Teen Star Almost Dies in Explosion!

This tragic news has hit Zubaz-writer, Paul Feuer, close to home

11- Fantasy WWF Action

Who will survive old school WWF vs. new school WWE?

12- Dear Dairy…

A look into the confused and sadistic mind of a 9-year old.

13- Dear Dairy…(Part II)

This twisted saga continues….

14- Dear Dairy…(Part III)

The Final Entry

15- Real AIM

Worst article ever!

16- Serious

Paul responds to a fan’s letter by giving him the bird.

17- Where’s Waldo?

A look into the torrid past of the hardest man to find in America.

18- Grandpa's Got a Brand New Porn?

It must run in my family.

19- Throwback Books

Paul goes retro in honor of Zubaz's soon to be makeover.

20- Date a Mom

A choose your own adventure style article where you get to bang a fly hunny at the end.

21- Blazing on the Oregon Trail

Join Bonzi and Rasheed for a journey you will never forget.

22- Pledged

This book is full of the W.G.W.L.S.E. (White Girls With Low Self-Esteem)

23- Paul Feuer's 3rd Annual NFL Mid-Season Breakdown!

T.O. may be out, but Paul Feuer is in!

24- Zubaz Arcade

Join Mikey from Nick Arcade in this new adventure!

25- If Cats Could Talk

It's freakier than cats walking on hind legs.

26- Where's Ronald?l

On the lookout for the forgotten fast food idol.

27- Strip Survival

A brief pocket survival guide for strip clubs.

28- The Chug-and-Kiss

It changed my life.

29- Sheed Goes to School

A look at the life and times of Rasheed Wallace.

30- The Hagerdy Way

Those damn kids!

31- Bringing it Back

This article is dedicated to the trends that disappeared for good reasons and the remarkable ones that should make a comeback.

32- People who don’t deserve tips

I hate tipping, almost as much as I hate coffee, and I FUCKING hate coffee!

33- Eating and Swimming

Don't let it cramp your style.

34- Lay-Ups

BOOMSHAKALAKA!

35- 'Sheed vs. Jason

Rasheed Wallace makes his return, but this time he's got company.

36- Driving Cancun Crazy

And I'm NOT talking about the Fine Young Cannibals!

37- Teen Killers

A closer look at a twisted mind.