Damien Trilogy

Damien Trilogy, he’s like this and like that and like this uh-huh.



22- Where Are We Going?

Damien examines where sports media is headed.


21- Screw the Fan

The years of 'the fan is always right' have long since passed, as ownership of baseball looks to strike another blow to the average fan.


20- A Rugger's Tale: Part 2

Another trip down memory lane to meet a guy who had his memory decimated by the sport.


19- A Rugger's Tale

Damien takes you through his first day of playing rugby in Boston.


18- Adventures in Wholesale

A story of shit hitting the fan on a busy Saturday at a wholesale club ... actually it hit the floor.


17- What I've Been Thinking

Two articles in a row on sports, and three of the last four at ZubazPants.com, this is almost as crappy as when this site was first started.


16- What I've Been Thinking

Damien tries to get more mainstream by just spewing out what he has been thinking about.


15- Match Point

After going to the US Open in Queens, Damien thinks tennis is a top-notch sport but can understand why people aren't watching.


14- Lanced Out

Chris respects the Yellow, but thinks the Lance Armstrong craze has gone too far.


13- A Shitty Situation

Ohhhhhhhhh nooooooo.


12- A Weekend in the Valley (Part III)

Left in a restaurant in Los Angeles with two gay guys, the PCP crew tries to deny the advances.


11- A Weekend in the Valley (Part II)

Part II of the series sees the PCP crew’s lead-up to the dramatically gay conclusion.


10- A Weekend in the Valley (Part I)

Join Chris and the PCP crew on their trip across America.


9- Subway Chaos 2

Part 2 of the battle of the buroughs features John “the cyborg olerud and Krazee Eyez Killa.


8- Subway Chaos

With Omar Minaya trying to steal the headlines from George and the Yanks a bitter war ensues between the buroughs.


7- The Bad Guys in Sports

Barry, Ron and Birney all make the list all make the list of the craziest sons of bitches around.


6- The Howie’s

Celebrate the 2004 NFL season with some mid-season awards, Howie style.


5- Breaking it Down

Chris goes through major withdrawels after their monumental collapse against the Red Sox in the 2004 ALCS.


4- My Case of Giambitis

Find out what happens to Chris when he tells his family, friends and co-workers that he has come down with the rare Giambitis.


3- Sheffield for MVP

The Chef put up some big numbers in 2004, here is why he should have beaten Vlad Guerrero for the AL MVP.


2- It’s Tough to be a Knicks Fan

Think Clipper fans have it tough? At least you know your team is going to stink every year, the Knicks tease you like some whore at the local bar.


1- Say no to Randy Johnson

Chris sure didn’t want the Big Unit at the trade deadline in 2004, and still doesn’t.